• The Fool: I didn't notice any chicken (Someone said it was nipping at my heels the whole way!) - contributed by Sally
• The Magician:  The Chicken Crossed the road because I have willed it to do so through the power of the Universe. - contributed by Crystal Sage
• The Magician: Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick--- - contributed by Meiji Mari
• High Priestess: Don't bother me.  I won't tell you.  You must ask your subconscious and/or shrink. - contributed by James W. Revak
• Empress: You come right over here, my little darling, and we'll sing to each other.  - contributed by DeltaLady
• Emperor: Dinner! One of you cook this up for me. And remember how I like it. - contributed by DeltaLady
• Hierophant: And the chicken crossed the road to pray at the temple of the sacred "Chicken Little" who predicted the end of the world. - contributed by Crystal Sage
• Hierophant: Because we have been crossing the road for thousands of years. I will continue to teach others to cross the road. - contributed by Seohkna
• Hierophant: Holy Feathers, I thought I was the only one who was allowed to wear a crown. Who do you think you are, Pope Joan?  - contributed by Meiji Mari
• Lovers: The chicken crossed the road...to get laid, of course - contributed by Crystal Sage
• Lovers: Judith suggests we use dtk's and Rachael's joke: .......a chicken and an egg are in bed together.  the chicken is happily smoking a cigarette, looking smug.  the egg, disgusted, says, "Well, I guess we know the answer to *that* old question."
• Lovers:  Younger Woman: Oh, how cute.  Older Woman: Oh, how about dinner?  Youngish Man: Oh, if chickens can have harems, how about me?  Winged Messenger: If you don't fowl it up, I may not have to shoot you. - contributed by MeijiMari
• The Chariot: You look so tired and weary, little one. Come rest and I will give you a ride ....(aside)...Two drumsticks to go!  - contributed by Meiji Mari
• Strength: For my next trick, after the hand-in-lion, you will see mind over matter, as I call forth a chicken with my charm. Here, chicken, licken,  here...ye gods, what a mess. - contributed by Meiji Mari
• The Hermit: (sagely nodding his head)  All things that are good come to those who wait. (smiling)  Would you help me with the main course for dinner? - contributed by Meiji Mari
• The Wheel:  Sometimes the chicken crosses the road, sometimes the road crosses the chicken. - contributed by Crystal Sage
• Justice:  And here we weigh the matter which is first, the chicken or the egg. Or the egg or the chicken... - contributed by Meiji Mari
• Hanged Man:  Got an important appointment with that Perdue guy. He's gonna turn my life around! - contributed by Phil Naunton
• Hanged Man:  Look out, Chickie-roo, the sky isn't the only thing falling these days. - contributed by Meiji Mari
• Death: Appropriate behavior for potential Roadkill. - contributed by Phil Naunton
• Death: Now I wouldn't even go there if I were you.  I say, I wouldn't go
• there if I were you.  I said...(Sigh) One for the road. - contributed by Meiji Mari
• Temperance: Now Chick-chick, first take some aspirin, and then call me in  the morning from the pay phone across the street. - contributed by Meiji Mari
• The Devil:   Here chick, chick, chick.....come to Papa....  - contributed by Jenkofer
• The Tower:  The chicken realized he either had to cross the road or get run over by an 18-wheeler. - contributed by Crystal Sage
• The Star: Come here and be my little chickadee.  Have I got a part for you! - contributed by Meiji Mari
• The Moon: What are you talking about?  You never saw a chicken cross a road. You were either dreaming or are insane. - contributed by James W. Revak
• The Sun: Hey there, little chickadee, want to make a hot time, say hot enough to fry an egg on a sidewalk?  Kids: Leggo my Eggo! - contributed by Meiji Mari
• Judgement: All rise. (Aside to the magistrates) Hey, there, has anyone noticed lately an extrodinary amount of chickens in the congretation lately? - contributed by Meiji Mari
• The World:  Egg? Chicken?....which comes first....which returns to the other? - contributed by Jenkofer

I was curious what came first -- so I went down to the diner and ordered a
chicken and an egg. - contributed by dtking